about as much as blue balls.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoking's bad for you so I just mainline the shit.
3. Do you own a gun?
I'm always packing and fully cocked.
4. Your favorite song?
David Bowie - It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City (Springsteen)
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointment?
I get nervous before FISA and wiretapping votes. Doctors can only kill me once. Politicians and judges can cut us deeper than ony quack.
6. What do think of hot dogs?
Not much; I realize as I filter back through my thoughts of cased meat products in general and neither my best nor worst memories are linked to frankfurters or red hots. I'll tell you one thing, whoever says hot dogs are all American was some pudgy jowled tutonic son of a facist anti semite trying to force the fatherland on my nutrient rich heartland of brown earth and rich amber waves of grain and fruited plane.
7. Favorite Christmas song?
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
But seriously: FUCK CHRISTMAS.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
strong, black coffee
9. Can you do push ups?
Like Jack Lalane
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11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Prince Albert
12. Favorite hobby?
climbing, hiking, backpacking
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
nope, I'm too focused. More like O.C.D.
15. What's one thing that you hate about yourself?
my narcissism
16. What is your middle name?
David
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.?
got to get ready for tomorrow's trip.
Got to get those letters sent
Why do the British call cigarettes -- fags?
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday
emergency kit for my car
last month's electricity
fritos
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
limeade
protein shakes
coffee
20. Current worry right now?
am I forgetting anything for tomorrow's trip.
21. Current hate right now?
The Military Commissions Act of 2006 and the USA Patriot Act
22. Favorite place to be?
On a mountain
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
kissing another frog
24. Where would you like to go?
Malaysia
25. Name three people who will complete this?
Holly (already did), Lizzie, and Irish (cause she's the survey queen)
26. Do you own slippers?
hawaiians call flip flops or thongs --slippers, so yes. I have some thongs.
27. What shirt are you wearing?
my least favorite dress shirt. It doesn't stay tucked in.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets
no, and I don't know anyone that does. They suck.
29. Can you whistle?
Yes! and I don't know why more people don't whistle. People that whistle are confident and happy.
30. Favorite color?
I like Kelly Green
31. Would you be a pirate?
Arg, me cutlass has sometimes missed the mark
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I've been jammin to The Coup lately. (Thanks Holly!)
33. Favorite girl's name?
Dementia
34. Favorite boy's name?
Fallatio (both from lost Shakespeare manuscripts I've been hoarding)
35.whats in your pocket right now?
wouldn't you like to know? Oh, wait...lint. :(
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
jamie spears' pregnancy.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
whatever.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken arm
39. Do you love where you live?
It's alright, but I still want to live on a mountain.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
1
41. Who is your loudest friend?
None of my friends are loud.
42. How many dogs do you have?
none.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Yes, and she needs to stop being so shy!
44. Favorite book?
Perfume by Peter Suskind
46. What is your favorite candy?
47. Favorite Sports Team?
whatever, maybe the San Diego Padres.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
And when I die by Blood Sweat and Tears
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
working the new chicago activist direct action website
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"someone should raise a flag on that pole"
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