Saturday, January 5, 2008

All hail Kale!


Ok, earlier this week Vegan Danielle wrote a piece mentioning Kale as a leafy veg that's chock full of vitamins. She got me thinking about the atributes of this butchy broadleaf.

Why does Kale matter to me?

  • 1. Kale is tough as nails. No, not in your mouth but it's tough out in the elements. Resilient plants don't get more badass than Kale which is closely related to wild cabbage and grows well in Siberia and cooler climates or is a natural part of Brazilian cooking.
  • 2. Popeye's Spinach had nothing on the musk-uls that Kale swings and Kale don't pull punches. In fact Spinach is a very good comparisons because preparation and cooking of kale is most similar to it except Kale is not so slimy. Kale is the most robust cabbage type - indeed the hardiness of kale is unmatched by any other vegetable.
  • 3. Kale is considered to be one of the most highly nutritious vegetables, with powerful antioxidant properties and is anti-inflammatory. Kale is very high in beta carotene, vitamin K, vitamin A, vitamin C, lutein and zeaxanthin and reasonably rich in calcium. Kale is a very good source of iron, calcium, vitamin C, vitamin K and Carotenoids (which provide vitamin A). In Japan, kale juice (known as aojiru) is a popular dietary supplement.

So without more jabber-jawing I've detailed one of my favorite ways to quickly whip up an easy entree' suitable for any cocksman on the run.


Stuff to get



  • 1 lg bundle of fresh kale (It's in the lettuce section)
  • 170 grams / 6 ounces whole wheat linguine or spaghetti (Why whole wheat? Cause that layer of metastasized fritos on your obliques says you don't need any more processed flour)
  • 1-2 tablespoons Extra-virgin olive oil
  • 4-5 plump cloves garlic (Benefits: proven ability to lower cholesterol and blood pressure as well as help the body to fight infections.)
  • 3 tablespoon pignoli nuts (pinecone seeds or pine nuts lubricate the lungs and large intestines, and are 14 percent protein.)
  • Sea salt
  • Fresh black pepper

How to cook Kale Alla Toscana 


Start boiling the water for the pasta first. Next, chop the garlic into small slivers and saute it in about 2 tablespoons of the olive oil. When the garlic is soft, add the pine nuts and saute until everything is golden and lightly browned. Turn the heat off.


When the water boils, throw in the pasta with some salt -- it'll take about 10 minutes to cook. Put a steamer over the pot. Strip the kale off its stems and tear into bite-sized pieces; put them aside until the last 2 minutes of cooking the pasta; then put the kale into the steamer and cook over the pasta.


As soon as the kale is wilted, pull the steamer off the pot and dump the kale in with the garlic and nuts. Mix well. Drain the pasta and put it into a deep bowl. Toss it with the kale mixture; serve immediately, with sea salt and fresh-ground pepper.




Tuesday, January 1, 2008

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Survey

1. Do you like blue cheese?
about as much as blue balls.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoking's bad for you so I just mainline the shit.

3. Do you own a gun?
I'm always packing and fully cocked.



4. Your favorite song?
David Bowie - It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City (Springsteen)

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointment?
I get nervous before FISA and wiretapping votes. Doctors can only kill me once. Politicians and judges can cut us deeper than ony quack.

6. What do think of hot dogs?
Not much; I realize as I filter back through my thoughts of cased meat products in general and neither my best nor worst memories are linked to frankfurters or red hots. I'll tell you one thing, whoever says hot dogs are all American was some pudgy jowled tutonic son of a facist anti semite trying to force the fatherland on my nutrient rich heartland of brown earth and rich amber waves of grain and fruited plane.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

But seriously: FUCK CHRISTMAS.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
strong, black coffee

9. Can you do push ups?
Like Jack Lalane

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11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Prince Albert

12. Favorite hobby?
climbing, hiking, backpacking

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
nope, I'm too focused. More like O.C.D.

15. What's one thing that you hate about yourself?
my narcissism

16. What is your middle name?
David

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.?
got to get ready for tomorrow's trip.

Got to get those letters sent

Why do the British call cigarettes -- fags?


18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday
emergency kit for my car
last month's electricity
fritos

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
limeade
protein shakes
coffee

20. Current worry right now?
am I forgetting anything for tomorrow's trip.

21. Current hate right now?
The Military Commissions Act of 2006 and the USA Patriot Act

22. Favorite place to be?
On a mountain

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
kissing another frog

24. Where would you like to go?
Malaysia

25. Name three people who will complete this?
Holly (already did), Lizzie, and Irish (cause she's the survey queen)

26. Do you own slippers?
hawaiians call flip flops or thongs --slippers, so yes. I have some thongs.

27. What shirt are you wearing?
my least favorite dress shirt. It doesn't stay tucked in.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets
no, and I don't know anyone that does. They suck.

29. Can you whistle?
Yes! and I don't know why more people don't whistle. People that whistle are confident and happy.

30. Favorite color?
I like Kelly Green

31. Would you be a pirate?
Arg, me cutlass has sometimes missed the mark

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I've been jammin to The Coup lately. (Thanks Holly!)

33. Favorite girl's name?
Dementia

34. Favorite boy's name?
Fallatio (both from lost Shakespeare manuscripts I've been hoarding)

35.whats in your pocket right now?
wouldn't you like to know? Oh, wait...lint. :(

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
jamie spears' pregnancy.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
whatever.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken arm

39. Do you love where you live?
It's alright, but I still want to live on a mountain.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
1

41. Who is your loudest friend?
None of my friends are loud.

42. How many dogs do you have?
none.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Yes, and she needs to stop being so shy!

44. Favorite book?
Perfume by Peter Suskind

46. What is your favorite candy?


47. Favorite Sports Team?
whatever, maybe the San Diego Padres.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
And when I die by Blood Sweat and Tears

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
working the new chicago activist direct action website

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"someone should raise a flag on that pole"